Will You Get in the TOP 100?

English Translation Copyright (C) Ali, 1996

• None.
• None, but it will be.
• Yes, I have.
• I have _more_ homepages.

• Under construction!
• My personal data are on it. ( finger `whoami` > index.html ;-) )
• You can see my face. I had to resize it, because it was too big...
• You can see an other picture, because I would like to treat the netsurfers with consideration. ;-)
• You can get a detailed contents about my activity, plans, interests, family, pets, agenda, ...
• Please wait for the end of first Java applet...

• What?!
• I copied my friend's links, but I have not tried it, yet.
• My links point to my friend's page. His link points to my page.
• My links point to page of my interest.
• My links point to all directions.

• I do not know, the first picture has not been downloaded completely, yet.
• The size is unessential, the pictures are beautiful!
• The pictures was beautiful, but my root restricted my disk quota...
• I am not the enemy of beautiful pictures, but line is too slow for putting Gigabytes Gallery...
• Here are sorts of pictures. I have got an applet what selects from them by the speed of visitor.

• YEstrday i typeed some linez tomy pagge ,but i will hav to ffix it.
• i typed some lines, i put into a 'pre' and done. uppercase? why?
• I have a cool stuff, it converts my WinWord docs to HTML.
• I know all of html code and I use vi.

• Everybody's suxx! I'M COOOOL!!!
• I wrote some lines about me, my hobbies, music, etc.
• You can read my detailed c.v. It is enough for everybody.
• Well, you know I am a graphoman and now...
• Well, you know I have not thought about it, yet.

• Why? It has been ready.
• Yes, I believe it is high time I updated it...
• I will update it if I have got a good idea.
• Yesterday.
• Today.
• Don't disturb me, it occurs to me something!!

• Of course, I had ring put into my nose.
• The trends are uninteresting for me, my homepage is good and it will not be changed.
• I do with moderation. Yesterday I erased the backround.jpg, nowadays the pastel monocolour background is popular.
• I lead the trends. Do you know how to made 4D cube in VRML?

• I believed everybody knows it...
• I know!
• My friends, my family, Mrs. Willson...
• I registrated in some index page and my counter beguns to increase...
• I had to change my counter to a new one with seven digits.
• My program makes a detailed statistics by host, time, page,...

• You mean that three lines in my page?
• I strive for following the printed form.
• On the whole they are arrenged... Altough I made some tricks...
• My pages are as an adventure game. At last I missed my way in, too.
• I think you can navigate hard in it. Press the on-line help icon, please!

• What? With _other_ webbrowser?
• Yes, I have. It can be readable with Lynx.
• I wrote it under Lynx. ;-)
• I have tried four or five browsers, it seems to be good.
• The ***soft browser collapsed because of it. COOOOL!

• I must find somebody who continues the developing...
• I collect the new ideas and I will build into my page if I have time...
• I will supplement it.
• I will rebuilt it.
• I will rewrite it.

• I don't know, but I must have got it if anybody has got one.
• It is the place where my data was collected and accessable for me, too.
• It is necessary for netsurfers who would like to get acquainted with me.
• For exhibitionism. Why did you thing other?
• I don't know, but it rulez! If this Java applet runs...

Unfortunatelly you will get in the TOP 100 if you selected the last points. If I were you I think about the moderation sometimes. But if you selected the first points then your possibilities are unlimited. Get to do it! You will not rue. At the most we will...